"I've had enough of this...I'm calling customer service!"
"Yes, can you tell me who I need to speak to about this weather?"
"I'd like to lodge a complaint!"
"Listen mister, I know the bulbs need water, and the grass needs a drink, yada yada yada..."
"But I really can't do a thing with my hair in all this humidity."
"And my new spring sandals are just not going to be cute covered in mud."
"And I have a dozen new dresses that are gathering dust in my closet. Plus, these winter clothes are just SOOOOO yesterday!"
"Are ya feelin' me?"
"Then could you please send some sunshine over ASAP.... and I'll need at least 65 degrees if I hope have any sort of fun. I'd like to get that immediately or some heads are going to roll around here!"