I do not get treated like the maid around here, my children the little royalty, me the faithful servant. Get me this, get me that, help me with this, bring me that! Anyone else ready for the snow to melt?
I am not seriously considering renting a very large heat lamp to hold over my city until every street in town is dry and ice free. I have NOT considered marching my children down the street to the superintendents house and BEGGING him to open school tomorrow.
I have not been chanting a mantra of "melt, melt, melt" since I woke up! :)
I am not considering just tossing out everything that's not found a home since our remodel. If it's still sitting around looking for a home, maybe it would like to have another home altogether, right?
I am not going to brave the grocery today (not a good idea in the South after a snow storm in the first place) with all four kiddos because we are.... gasp..... deep breath...... sharp pains in my heart..... out of coffee! Gasp, choke.... cough.... sniff sniff..... moment of silence! I know.... HELLLOOOOOOO, has my husband noticed the name of the blog. Don't you think it's important to say something when you use the last scoop (TWO DAYS AGO) to make the morning coffee..... sniff sniff sniff..... I mean, this is serious error on his part.... does he not fear for the safety of his children, who are on their fourth day of wet snow clothes and "Mom, can you help me get on these layers so I can go out again?" by leaving them here in the house with a coffee-less caffeine addict? Sheesh!
So, what in the world have you NOT been up to? Please share your insanity, it'll make me feel better, or maybe worse, but either way, it will be some small connection to the world outside my laundry room!