I want you to know that I did not set out to develop this aversion to you. I believe that I began visiting you with an open mind. However, over the past several weeks, I have learned that you are not an entity to be taken lightly. I have brought you the most beloved people in my life and time and again you have swallowed them whole, none of whom I have seen again, I might add. I have complained multiple times about this issue, but still I have no resolution. Just today, for example, it happened again. I brought you my own Daddy and he too disappeared through your corridors. I have yet to know what's become of him.
Furthermore, I might note that your brother, the arrivals gate, does a fantastic job. I have never once had an issue with him. He has delivered exactly what was promised, on time, every single month. I am confused how two entities working so closely together, even looking so similar to one another, can have such paradoxical ethics. You might try taking a lesson or two from him, if you hope to improve your reputation.
I want to go on record as having stated that I am filing a formal complaint against you. I've had it with your heartless attitude and careless disregard for my feelings. Consider yourself duly warned!